A Chuckle For a Blah Monday

This was at the end of an email my friend Gloria sent me and it tickled me, so I’m sharing it with ya’ll.

noahs ark funny

              ” We may have to get rid of the woodpecker!”

 

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark

One : Don’t miss the boat.
Two
: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three
: Plan ahead –  It wasn’t raining while Noah built the Ark.
Four
: Stay fit, when you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five
: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six
: Build your future on high ground.
Seven
: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.                                                                                                     Eight : Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine
: When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten
: You don’t have to know it all.  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven
: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

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