One of my very dear friends, Doris, sent this to me in an email and I thought it was the coolest thing, so of course I’m sharing it with all of you! These directions are much better than the ones you get on Mapquest!
Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith , which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are now on the King’s Highway – Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.
Keep Straight and then make another Right onto Prayer Road .
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, be sure to avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street , Gossiping Lane , and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane , Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that’s all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.
Life is God’s gift to you. The way you live it…………is your gift to God.